Handling random Majnu callers

Yes the title is a bit awkward but then one is helpless. There has to be an adjective to describe this irritating breed of callers.

 

It will be surprising to know if none of the matured girls had to deal with an unknown caller : who is a male (irrespective of age), who doesn’t reveal his identity properly, who wants to know your name, who wants to know the place where the call has landed, who wants to be your friend, who has fallen in love with you the moment he finds that the person answering the call is a female (irrespective of age) and many more silly and/or dirty things on the same lines.

 

With the huge population of such irritating breed lurking here and there who either dial a random number hoping a female to answer the call or through some means get hold of a number that belongs to a female (may be the outcome of the first option), one has to deal with many such creepy people. Service providers with their luring plans of discounted tariff, free calls, etc. make things worse where the caller has to spend few paisa to gain some creepy comfort to their ever loving souls.

 

The obvious reaction is to shout at them, not to receive the calls, get irritated and receive the call and again shout at them, threaten to inform police, so on and on..

 

Have we ever thought that in the middle of all this shouting, we spoil our mood and negatively impact our health? Some random person just manages to ruin our peaceful state of mind with his irritating behavior.

 

Armed with experience, now I have devised a plan that hits the bull’s eye (that one needs to work on with patience) and it doesn’t ruin my mood or health. J

 

So my tactic is :

Receive the call from an unknown number for the first time > Speak cautiously without revealing name, location, etc. > Ask the caller for his name and the one he wants to speak to > Guess the intention of the caller with his weird or creepy reply > Stop speaking > Disconnect the call > Receive the call whenever it appears again ensuring that no surrounding sound would reveal any of your details – like mother calling you from somewhere in the house (this can be achieved by turning off the microphone or covering it with something) > Do not disconnect the call > Let the speaker blabber > Not to listen to what the caller is saying (otherwise one would feel compelled to answer and shout) > Not st speak at all as well > Repeat this as many times possible > At times disconnect the call (but not repeatedly which will make the guy adamant to disturb you more)

 

Finally this act of ignorance where they feel useless – no abusive words, no arguments, drive them crazy and they lose the interest to bother you at least.

 

This has worked like wonder and gives me so much pleasure (in a creepy way like when the caller gets pleasure by irritating a female and realizing that he could make her helpless and angry)!

That’s my revenge! Ha ha ha..